Everything In Its Right Place...

I make less than Walmart employees, but I can write.

I have debt, but I can pay that in monthly installments.

I weigh ten pounds more than I want to, but I enjoy life.

I have knots in my back, but I have wonderful, smart people around me that I love.

I complain, but I think.

I have to go to work, but I play music.

I set wake-up calls for people, but sometimes I don't go to bed until they wake up.

I believe that Diet Coke is a great alternative to coffee.

When I was little, I fell down in the dining room and cut open my chin before my parents left to go to a company party where they serve lobster and always give my mom a cutting board.

I can't decide whether any of these are good opening sentences, but I came up with this many in five minutes.